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What my mom said last night. XD
“Somebody who has nothing to do makes this as a gift… I don’t like gifts like that” xD Lol my mom is so appreciative
when my mom tells me to do something while im watching my shows..
My moms bringing me to pizza ranch !
fluffy-omorashi: Oh frick… I was about to go to the bathroom so I could at least wet in the tub so less mess, but I opened the door and saw my moms light was on and the door was open and could hear here moving around… Lol I was frozen in the middle
morphine-and-cigarettes: sad black and white blog, I follow back similar
rlaph: My mom wants me to start drama
meterapix:SO ENGLISH ISN’T MY MOM’S FIRST LANGUAGE AND TODAY THERE WAS A SLUG ON THE STEPS AND
Outfit of the day. My mom gave me this cardigan (of course she was joking) and made a deal with me that if I accepted it I would never steal clothes from her closet again!
My mom has 19,000 unread emails!!!! #damn #whoa #yougottodobetter #mom #lol
keepfabandgayon: sinkorswimisbullshit: My mom told me to “find a man who respects you like a sea captain respects the sea.” A man who looks at you with awe and reverence but knows you are a force of nature. I like that. #at the risk of making a
stunningpicture: My niece thought my mom needed this sticker while she was sleeping…
tinsnip: ladyyatexel: My surgeon came out and told my mom and brother on Tuesday that I’d be down and out for about two weeks. My brother: TWO WEEKS? Holy shit. Surgeon: Well, consider this. She and I just had a knife fight. And I won. Because
the-absolute-funniest-posts: i-dont-know-i-dont-live-here: my mom does the same thing lol ^
bad-dominicana: blacqnblond: Shout out to all the PoC children who survived either or both of these two fucking tubs of viscous hell.
I'd be a punk if my mom would let me
gatewaylesbian: hannahisawful: higgitusfiggitus: Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them
whitegirlsaintshit: queefdollaz: i spent 3 months in baltimore as a kid came back home with permed straightbacks a fitted cap n a velour sweatsuit my mom cussed my aunt out i’m pretty certain that’s still the look there Shit, my neighbor went
today my mom laughed for 30 minutes about this
lebritanyarmor: darkproverbs: gvxllo: forbiddenwomvn: grandmaster-j: lyriciss: I always reblog this because it’s always relevant. this bitch. 😫😫😂😂 “My mom said I have to come home now immediately.” i love him 😂
communistbakery: nosdrinker: coolsororitygirl: MY MOM accidentally sent this to my little brother instead of my dad and now everyone in my family is having a heart attack but I’m laughin then why is it blue
aintralph: the-supreme-leader: allsmilesontheoutside: rebelliousrebe: sunnyjaylite: sparklyyjellyy: where is the lie? Im mad because this is me rn…………………………… lmao My mom has this cut.. She said @ her next time Lmaooooo
nawyougood: kingjaffejoffer: kingjaffejoffer:elusivemulatto:kingjaffejoffer:elusivemulatto:thighetician:kingjaffejoffer:My childhoodGood times.Sooo annoying to pick them all up though!You picked them up off the ground after you popped them?My mom made
prettyboyshyflizzy: imnotshaniqua: sistershirley: fiercedeception: deezcandiedyamztho: tarynel: blckmocha: tarynel: blckmocha: my boyfriend just put his hand in my pants to finger me completing forgetting my mom was sitting next to us. LMFAO
theslayprint: djeloni: yall tuned my moms in to line charts, pie charts and venn diagrams screaming!!!!
kimreesesdaughter: aihsenrad: Parents always over exaggerating 😂😂😂 This is 100% my mom.
desbreaux: maniacmusic: desbreaux: Sometimes I wonder why I’m so dramatic then I remember my mom telling me about the time She told my older brother to keep an eye on me for a minute when I was 5 and I ate a philodendron plant leaf and when my mom
afrorevolution: JUST TOLD MY MOM IM NOT VOTING FOR HILLARY CLINTON AND THIS HAPPENED 😂😂😂 Twitter: @xxxjayglo
lala-got-the-juice: idcaboutnousername: papifromdablock: i remember caught my mom takin my tooth and puttin money under my pillow. she slapped me and said “u dreaming” then walked out my room OMG 😂😂 Lmaoooooo
hood2go: violetnpurple: teaforyourginaa: hood2go: elementofaddictionn: hood2go: So my little sisters teacher called my mom today apparently they were having carpet time and everyone was going around talking about what makes them special and my little
strawberry-thot-cake: fozmeadows: cassar91: stanseb: My mom just sent me this video without any context?? I’m deceased IM FUCKING CRYING @cupcakeflavoredcocaine
badgyal-k: humble-magnificent: vanillascentedthot: soorayray: lagonegirl: The fact that my Grandma has several of these little figurines pictured…… My mom has em everywhere My grandma got all of them I hate those fucking things I broke
stability:as much as I love my mom I would let this woman adopt me
thatsoundssoaddy: lordeofthesun: harlequinesque: rarabro: siri read a message from my mom (2017) i think we’ve gotten as close to a real life Howler as we can get this is literally the funniest thing Ive ever seen in my life I cant stop listening
thoughtsof-r: shessofleeky: thoughtsof-r: beats headphones squeeze the hell out of your ears man. i’m really out here getting headaches because of music. It’s on my bucket list to eat some lol… my mom wouldn’t buy them when I was younger
hotsoccergirl1234: rosswoodpark: is it really so difficult, so troublesome to put the bread tie back on the bag My mom made this post That lil hoe be moving on its own, I sit it on the counter and go back a second later it’s gone. So I’m
grannythots: laurdlannister-kingslayer: katya-zamolodchikova: theblackelf: bubblegum-pwussay: laurdlannister-kingslayer: ohnahchill: My mom really doesn’t like Julia Roberts and Keira Knightley. Lmao. She hates their faces and their “ acting
angelamerkel: yeezyslides: angelamerkel: yeezyslides: neither, bc brownies are fucking nasty and so are the bitches who eat them I’m sorry that nobody in your family can bake my moms a private chef and im in culinary training dont roast us
fatandbougie: atasteoflee: herdreadsrock: twitblr: Dear fucking kids, let’s do some quick math Niggas! GUMMED MY SHIT UP!! Lmaooooo lmao i feel like my mom sent this to my siblings. i just know she did
theblacklittlemermaid: daughterofdiaspora: my mom taught me the therapeutic power of cleaning. open all the windows. throw out the old. wipe down the entire house. burn some incense. roast some coffee. then rest. that way the tears from last night
meatfighter: rob-walks: I remember on night when I was younger I went to Olive Garden with my family, Wesley Pipes walks in and im like “Yo thats Wesley Pipes” my mom is like “who’s that”. I was stuck. Lmfaooooooooo
jackalovski: parasailin-sarahpalin: 1997kids: brilliant IT’S 2 O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND I’M HOWLING MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND NOW I HAVE TO TURN THE COMPUTER OFF FUCK IT WAS SO WORTH IT The chicken doenst even articulate and it’s more
gukju: xiaomitao: kimjongin: just remember that the reason your born is because your parents are straight. my parents were both bisexual try again i was raised by rocks with googley eyes stuck on them
My mother deserves the world.
My mom says I’m not allowed to stay in one of the bedrooms anymore so she’s making me move to the basement/storage room.
Lol my mom
my mom just heard born this way, I think she is a little monster.
LOL MY MOM EVERY FREAKING TIME I WANNA BRING IT IN TO MY ROOM ^_^
LOL my mom
purrityring: dopenmind: Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears. this is my favorite video on the internet
sooo I think I have arthritis or something lol, my knees have hurt really bad at random times for years so thats not really normal but after working the last two days with my hands non-stop I woke up this morning and my hand that I mainly used hurt and
smoothlikestrider replied to your post: … wait how tall are you again 5'4" ! my mom and dad both have big feet so naturally i had to inherit them too LOL
my mom wants to take a photo of my chipmunk face and i told her sure, if she beats the second night of FNAF
my mom and i were cleaning out my closest, moving and throwing away old things like shit back from high school and old plushim gonna use the extra space to store my pokemon stuff LOL im gonna set up a nice space to do my LPing when i get to that
poopflow: so i was on my computer and my mom comes up and sees my tabs and she STARTed SCREAMING OMG and I HAD TO EXPLAIN THAT ITS MY BLOG
My dad just commissioned me lmao
Got my hair cut today and the DMV actually wants bad at all (apparently I’m really lucky with that lmao) and I got an awesome lunch heck yea today went well~
HAPPY NATIONAL PUPPY DAY!!! HERES MY ANGEL CASEY WHOM I WOULD DIE FOR❤️💙💚💜🐶
Also recently got my other hand tattooed lol
My mom bought be a vibrator. I mean massager.
